Is anyone else slightly bothered by the fact that the average animal lifetime is like 16 so all your villagers are gonna die an early and undeserved death and you’ll continue being mayor until you’re like 90 without them
tortoises can live almost 200 years. imagine how many friends and villagers tortimer has seen die over the decades he was mayor
oh my god
"is it a boy or a girl?" the new mother says eagerly, after having her baby. “What does it matter? It’s not a shiny" says the doctor, releasing the newborn into the wild.
Lol k bye
can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples